Archive - Sh!t I Learned From My Crappy Childhood

Everything Is Terrible, Let’s Clean a Drawer

Fun-size ways to pretend you’re in charge of your life again.

May 15 •

April 2025

March 2025

Did COVID Ruin My Sense of Style, or Am I Just Out of F#*cks to Give?

A look at the outfits I’ve been showing up in lately.

Mar 20 •

An Unexpected Silent Retreat (With Mocktails)

Mar 3 •

February 2025

Roses Are Red, Valentine’s Day Is Dumb

My Anti-Valentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day Post

Feb 14 •

AUDIO VERSION: Roses Are Red, Valentine’s Day Is Dumb

My Anti-Valentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day Post

Feb 14 •

3:59

January 2025

Did I Just Say That Out Loud?

Aging, self-talk, and the slow descent into grandma noises.

Jan 29 •

AUDIO VERSION: Did I Just Say That Out Loud?

Aging, self-talk, and the slow descent into grandma noises.

Jan 29 •

6:04

December 2024

Flashes of Christmas Past

Sharing holiday traditions: past, present, and future.

Dec 20, 2024 •

AUDIO VERSION: Gone Quiet

What happened when I shut off the news.

Dec 4, 2024 •

5:45

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